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An out of work stuntman down on his luck and and a struggling actor find themselves cast as Santa and Elf for the holiday season and its hate at first sight.  Santa is a total Southside asshole.  Elf is a stuck up Northsider.  Santa is a Sox fan.  Elf roots for the Cubs.  Elf drives his Land Rover to work while Santa takes the Red Line all the way to the end to get home.  Will the spirit of Christmas intervene before the two shed blood all over Santaland?  Find out if holiday miracles really do exist in this hilarious and thoroughly unconventional romance set in one of the most historic department stores in the world, the famous Marshall Field's in their final holiday season before its tragic demise.