... Forgive us our sins,

as we forgive those who have sinned against us.

Lead us not into temptation...

 

Which would be a LOT fucking eaiser to do if temptation wasn't fucking EVERYWHERE...

 

I mean I'm trying here, I really am.  Everyone wants to always do the right thing right?  I had ONE really bad slip up when I was a kid (not even really my fault) and ever since then I've been trying my best to make up for it but my hormones are fucking raging! (hell, even Father White has told me not to bother telling him how many times I jacked off since my last confession) Worst of all, I'm attracted not just to the hot girls but the guys too which just doubles the temptation levels...  FUCK! Can I be bad once in a while and still be "good"?